Number one in my toolkit, #2 pencil
Will.i.write out the box? They call me jump-fence Bill.
I would’ve rhymed ’stencil’, but that’s too simple
You reap what you sew, so I needle nouns nimble.
Alliteration as absurd as abnormal AdSense words
Aka the Mad Adder of adjectives and adverbs.
Last name Smith, first name Wordsword
I eat nouns now & later hors d’oeuvre verbs.
Words lay down for me like lovers, we burn rugs.
I pull out my piece, its like peace, olive branch, dove.
I’m not squeaky clean, wash my mouth with Dove
When I finish I squeak clean like Tupperware does.
I oughta been an author, wordy like a writer
Carpal tunnel typing, turning cramps to arthritis.
Pretty Young Terms got me feeling tendinitis
I do this just for fun, but it’s MasterCard Priceless.
But once you try it, you’ll wonder “who this guy is?”
Vocabulary vocally visceral, vice is.
Literary lexicon, literally La’chaim!
Toast ale, break braille, so deaf when left 2 write this.

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