- 3s Company
You doggone right
She’s full of herself.
He took one look
His neck crook
Gestured a yep.
Then she told him
She needed some help
“I’m tired of tooting my own horn”.
So he blew it himself.
He flirted with her flute
And blew it to death
She came in humming herself.
Who you fooling?
She pursued it herself.
She’s the cougar
So he’s playing gazelle
And he’s doing it well
She’s his Lady Love
He’s LL.
Licking Lips
Chapstick don’t fail.
She so nasty
Janet Jack, he
So So Def.
Mad-dame, she’s a female Hef.
She’s his center-fold
She got his Kenneth Cole
Reaction to sweat. (more…)Popularity: 65% [?]
- Animal Farm
My mama said there would be days like this
She aint say it was a rat race like this
Slow trap for cheese, but hoodrats holler quick
I kick it w/ my dogs who prefer the dark-meat chicks.
Police escorts, pigs in four doors
Napoleon complex, blue Ford Taurus
This is Manor Farm, the man is slumlord
Plantation 2.0, what you think the borders for?!
But I’m ‘Boxer’, I will not forget
The way they boxed us up like dumb pets
I could spend my whole life rewinding regrets
Or I could fast forward and become the vet.
Veterinarian, as in metaphor for doctor
In case that’s over your head, deep water
I took a gamble that you’d understand, proper
Hope you can handle the truth, un-proctored.….to be continued
Popularity: 67% [?]
- Jacked and Jillted
Tell me how to break-up, quit
Someone you’ve never been with
No relationship, just myth
The relations continued forthwith.
They never committed
How did she acquit it?
Not a mistake
But she’ll admit it.
The empty space was erased
He filled it
Floating in space, no inhibition.
She was taken, so he hid it
He felt forsaken
Jacked and Jilted. (more…)Popularity: 62% [?]
- Macintosha
iMac
She’s so PC
Told her to close Windows
This is not PG.
This is rated Macintosh,
OS X
I installed Parallels
Virtual, yes!
The best of both worlds
Powered by Intel
She gotta Dell on the side
But him she won’t tell.
Cause she likes my RAM
2.66 Gigahertz
I don’t play around
No m’am, iWork. (more…)Popularity: 59% [?]
- In the begin
She is the woman in
The Garden of Eden
Won from one of his ribs
Product of him, produce in kids.
And he wants a taste of her fruit.
Since he’s the first man
She calls him Adam and
He calls her his Eve(ning)
Good night dreams, good mornings.
He wakes up to the taste of her fruit. (more…)Popularity: 47% [?]
- iHeartyou2
No sooner than the lie left my lips
My heart skipped a beat, a stutters’ lisp.
An internal lie detector taking measurements
Of the sincerity of my words, and I failed, piss.
Her expressions gave impressions she believed me though
Or she knew I was lying and didn’t want to know
But my body language told the story, so
My brown-face flush, ashy, like I’d seen a ghost.
Normally bright eyes were clouded and heavily sedated
Left corner of my eyelids, how liars fake it.
I chewed the bottom of my lip so long till it bled, naked.
A sacrifice for speaking words in vain, sacred. (more…)Popularity: 49% [?]
- Soapbox
Can you listen for a sec?
While I get this off my chest
Kids you have got to be kidding.
We call ‘em hoes, chickens and we’ll pimp a chick
Then Imus says two lines, and we wanna pitch a fit?
I mean honestly, yeah he was wrong
But promise you’ll judge your own before you judge his wrong.
Let he without sin then cast the first stone.
Since no rocks are thrown, then everybody go home.
And holmes, pull your jeans up,
Go home and get cleaned up,
Wash your T bruh. (more…)Popularity: 53% [?]
- Social Network 4play
She was pretty in the facebook
Slim in the waist.
He wrote on her wall
Friend me, post haste.
He. Could. Not. Wait.
She would say, “Nay
Facebook = myfriends.
Sent him a link to herspace.
He fell for the bait
He should’ve had a V8
Didn’t want her Top 8
He just wanted her AIM. (more…)Popularity: 28% [?]
- Strictly 4 My Negus
Nigga.
I should be PC, the “N” word, right?
No one says “the N word” in real life
Call ‘em such, if that’s what they acting like.
Then act like you mad when its said by a white.
Its our prerogative, coloured birth-right
Derogatory words are ours, right? Right!
That’s the dumbest thing I’ve heard.
Duped into downing, drowning self-worth.
Conned into condescending nouns and terms
The only race that salutates racial slurs
My Nigga.Popularity: 13% [?]
- Sinners Prayer
He lived on the block like the rest of ‘em
But he was a square block so they tested him
His homeboys had no pops, lost to jail and sin
Both his parents were at home, pops was reverend.
He knew he couldn’t hang out with the “in kids”
Yes he asked daily, just to hear “no” again
His stay-at-home mom stayed on the arse of him
They stayed at church until sunrise shut them in.
He tried to fit in, the hood wasn’t having it
Like a New Era fitted that’s sized a 6.
He couldn’t curse, it sounded like piss when he did
He couldn’t sag, his pants was 10 Slim, toughskins.
No hip-hop, only church and worship hymns
Andre Crouch, Vanessa Bell, or The Winans
Every night he prayed himself to sleep again
Lord please, make me heathen just like them.to be continued..
Popularity: 18% [?]
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