iMac
She’s so PC
Told her to close Windows
This is not PG.
This is rated Macintosh,
OS X
I installed Parallels
Virtual, yes!
The best of both worlds
Powered by Intel
She gotta Dell on the side
But him she won’t tell.
Cause she likes my RAM
2.66 Gigahertz
I don’t play around
No m’am, iWork.
Hush all the rumors
No she’s not a cougar
She’s a Snow Leopard
Rocking brand new Pumas.
The type to make you throw out
Your little black book
Make you replace it with
A new black macbook.
She gave me lap-dance
Threw her legs in the air
She lives in my lap(top)
So macbookair.
Sent me an iChat
Asked me if I could break her back
My reply, “Oh yes,
There’s an app for that!”

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