How come every rapper swear he gangsta?

Sold weed or coke, and done shot a whole gang up.
I’m sitting wondering if everyone slangs dust?
Who you serving to, your target market just aint us.
No respect to grandma’s manners you learned since pampers
Now everybody’s thinking you done time in the slammer
When you aint never once been arrested with hands up
Your virgin wrists have never hit the clit from handcuffs.
In case you didn’t know “G”, that image is used up
So find another gangster name, come back and kill us
Yelling G-G-G-Unit like you really gorilla
When you’sa chimp, pansy ass daffodil, you kill what?
You’re way out of line, got your latitudes mixed up
Stay inside the lines when you color these rags son.
Isn’t it ironic, how you slipped up and said cuz?
Then used the same blue rag to wipe the blood from your mug?
You thought they was gangsta stand ups
Till you was laid down facing a tool
Black and Decker this fool.
UPN news report, live on scene, new scene
Dude Where’s My Car?
Nobody aint tell him where the turf lines start?
Where not to park his car?
Poor he, he aint know nothing when he snuck in
Chain untucked in
Like Dj Pooh on Friday, Dibo found a lick.
That’s disrespect, they’re not commercialized gangstas
Banging is a hustle, these are documented hang-ups
Now you hanging from britches, and sanging like snitches
Thought you was Tupac, till they popped a pistol to you.
This aint a threat to you idiots, I 9 to 5, I don’t bang
Got benefits, and benjamins in the bank
Cause aint nothing like making money in a legal way
And when times get hard I got some legal aid,
But you spend your whole life looking over both shoulders
In case somebody try to show you’re softer than them words you write.
So save face now, with your thug start-up
Your record won’t go platinum, but you just might win an Oscar
You had me fooled like when Jamie played that Ray Charles dude
But when the director yells ‘cut’, and them boys start shooting

Why you duck?

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