Dive into the archives.


  • P(RUDE)NT

    I used to be prudent

    Second guess, dislike.
    But now I’m being Judas
    Betray my right mind.
    Usually I don’t do this
    Still I just might
    Since I express myself best
    When I’m left to write.
    Not ambidextrous but yes
    Even my left is right.
    Southpaw from the West
    On Southwest Air, like
    Entendres doubled-over
    No In-N-Outs, read it twice.
    Now you double-doubled over
    Can’t shake the fries.
    Cause I’m sick […]

  • THREES

    You doggone right

    She’s full of herself
    He took one look
    His neck crook
    And gestured a yep
    Then she told him
    She needed some help
    She was tired of tooting her own horn
    So he blew it himself
    He flirted with her flute
    And blew it to death
    She come in humming herself
    Who you fooling?
    She pursued it herself
    She’s the cougar
    So he’s playing gazelle
    And he’s doing […]

  • STRONG DIS-LIKE

    I know I shouldn’t use the word “hate”
    I’m tryin
    Mama said, you can’t say nothing nice
    Be quiet
    So I’ve been mime for weeks
    But this meekness aint me
    I’m tired of humble pie
    I’m not lion, but need meat
    I’m the nicest guy, um
    You ever gonne meet
    Till you hit my B side
    Slice and dice you like beets
    Tried to kill you with […]

features

This is the archive for features.

FRESH / LATEST POSTS

Archives