I write this with my right wrist

To be an author plus a writer
Does that make me arthritis?
My carpel tunnel is acting funny again
So I car pool in tunnels like paparazzi. Damn.
I didn’t say that, no that was my tourette’s
I’m on tour in Europe, rocking with The Jets
Audible like Brett, Audiger, so Smet
Not a metro-joe, but I keep myself kept.
Cleanliness is next to Godliness. Yes?
I’m on cloud 9, precipitate my sweat
While you lying in swine, bacon ham and eggs
With your Dr. Seuss rhymes, I do not like them. Yes.
You might need a thesaurus to listen to this author
Because his aura is something so pre-historic
I know you dinosaur it, then Land of The Lost it
You’s a Fossil I’m watching, but do not dig.

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