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- Ever Wonder
Yall wonder why we ballers?
All us so tall
That’s cause they auctioned off us
Let the small ones falter.
Bred us like hogs
Inbred like dogs
So yeah bread
That’ll make you go off.
Can you blame he whose seen scenes
Mama traded on the block
To a strange light man
For half the price of an ox.
Another Anglo Saxed his pops
But first stripped him [...]
- Word Smith
I write this with my right wrist
To be an author plus a writer
Does that make me arthritis?
My carpel tunnel is acting funny again
So I car pool in tunnels like paparazzi. Damn.
I didn’t say that, no that was my tourette’s
I’m on tour in Europe, rocking with The Jets
Audible like Brett, Audiger, so Smet
Not a metro-joe, but [...]
- Strong Dislike
I know I shouldn’t use the word “hate”
I’m tryin
Mama said, you can’t say nothing nice
Be quiet
So I’ve been mime for weeks
But this meekness aint me
I’m tired of humble pie
I’m not lion, but need meat
I’m the nicest guy, um
You ever gonne meet
Till you hit my B side
Slice and dice you like beets
Tried to kill you with [...]

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